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0February 29, 2012
Ducati Panigale 1199

Ok let me be official here, this is much better than the previous Stealth Duck listed here, lets be real.. the Panigale 1199 is Ducati’s answer to sex, racing, and…
0February 16, 2012
It’s my 21st Birthday

For anonymity’s sake this sure is a killer, but after miraculously discovering this website has a pagerank of 2 (which is better than 1), I am slightly more obliged to…
$This is the sweetest calendar graphic I’ve ever seen. Really shows you the fractal, beautiful patterns in nature. Through randomness comes order, and from order comes disorder. Entropy is inevitable....$ 0February 15, 2012
2012 Moon Calendar Graphic

This is the sweetest calendar graphic I’ve ever seen. Really shows you the fractal, beautiful patterns in nature. Through randomness comes order, and from order comes disorder. Entropy is inevitable….
0February 15, 2012
50 oz Johnson Matthey Silver Bar Best Silver Bar Ever

This is the perfect combination of midweight ergonomics and sex appeal, and in my opinion the finest specimen of physical silver (not that slv etf scam) aka as we…
0December 18, 2011
Year 2000 Chinese Gold Panda

If you’re into gold, then you really can’t beat the Chinese pandas. Obviously they carry a higher premium over melt than your standard bars and coins, but when the ultra…
0December 13, 2011
What’s the point of this site

What am I doing here? With this site? I can’t write anything more until I figure this out. This site is not about web development, this site is more about…
1December 13, 2011
Half Past Human December Report

Friends, fellow travelers of the Universe… I present you with the latest report from HalfPastHuman.com (you usually have to pay to get this shit). What is Half Past Human? Half…
1November 29, 2011
Best Place to Buy Silver Bullion

Just stumbled upon this very interesting silver price comparison tool. CompareSilverPrices.com quickly shows you the most popular bullion products from 13 reputable bullion dealers and grabs the best price on…
0September 7, 2011
Fucking Best Country Ever: America

Yes, America is the best country ever. This goes without saying. I love America. I adore America and would definitely go to war in an instant if we had to…
0July 5, 2011
FUCKIN’ JULY 4TH

Real american culture at it’s finest yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha got FUCKED up, ate some flavor, savored some flaves, threw up no less than 5 times (the last 4 times self-inflicted), claimed my…
0July 3, 2011
Best Way To Feel Good : Write Shit Down on Paper

Well ok, let me be fair. There are many ways to feel good that don’t involve this type of introspection or critical-thinking. Sure, you can go for a run, masturbate,…
0July 1, 2011
LulzSec Final Message

Lulzsec Final Message mp3 (Voice modulation + 8bit MGMT Kids) “Friends around the globe, We are Lulz Security, and this is our final release, as today marks something meaningful to…
1July 1, 2011
USC SJACS – Or How I Learned To Bend Over And Take It Up the Backside

Ahh USC SJACS. The Gestapo of the USC Administration. These people are not your friends. These people will do anything they have to, to make your life incredibly difficult….
0June 26, 2011
Best Explanation of the World Today

Justice? Well, first of all, you’ve already lost if you think there’s going to be any “justice” in the traditional sense of the word. Reality, especially played at the level…
0June 21, 2011
Best Song Ever Redux Mac Miller Kicking Incredibly Dope Shit

Motherfucker I feel like the hardest working Kid in America… Sometimes, when you’re young… the only place to go is, inside. Being young so fun, I don’t ever wanna age….
0June 15, 2011
What’s Happening to Oil

Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb Oil down 4% means Anderson and Crema over @ BlueGold are probably feeling spastic pillaging in their colon right about. The truth?…
0June 14, 2011
SERPdom: Slave to Google

If you are an illegitimate web publisher, like most “Internet Marketers” you have no 9-5 slave job. Your slave job is your life. Your master is The Google with its…
0June 13, 2011
Facebook Algorithms

This cannot, by statistical analysis, be confined to only my experience. I have found that when you delta bravo 9er yer relationship status on facebook, Zuckerman appears 2 now…
2June 13, 2011
Riding a Ship to the Bottom of the Ocean

I’m fucked. How did I end up here, what did I do? How did I become an inarticulate bastard? What am I most excited about? I am…
0May 9, 2011
On Silver Manipulation: Must Read

The historic decline this week in silver creates strong emotion. Watching great amounts of wealth disappear, quite literally in minutes amid disorderly trading conditions is a genuine fear for any…
4May 3, 2011
Fucking Best Scam Ever: CME Group

Attention all, big and small, attention. Listen here, and listen well. There is a war being waged, and it is the war against your savings. Without delving too much into…
0March 28, 2011
SILVER: New 31-Year High at $38 an ounce

Yes, there is no doubt that the best way to hold your shitty dollars is in shiny silver. I don’t even need to comment on this performance, the chart speaks…
0March 28, 2011
FUCKING BEST SONG EVER: Stuntin’ Like My Only Swerving

If you don’t know who BEARBOT is, you need to wake up, pull your head out of that dubstep encased marijuana cloud, and go check this girl out. She’s asian,…
1March 28, 2011
FUCKING BEST PHILANTHROPY EVER: GUY HAS SEX WITH GIRL ON TOP OF USC BUILDING DURING SORORITY PHILANTHROPY

This is why I love USC. You can’t keep a good man down!! This happened yesterday during USC Delta Gamma’s annual ANCHOR SPLASH sorority philanthropy. Someone (rumor is from Kappa…
0March 22, 2011
FUCKING BEST IRONY EVER: Rich People Don’t Pay Taxes

From Bloomberg: “Google Inc. cut its taxes by $3.1 billion in the last three years using a technique that moves most of its foreign profits through Ireland and the Netherlands…
6March 21, 2011
FUCKING BEST JOKE EVER: USC Marshall School of Business

Hello and welcome to the biggest joke ever– the Marshall School of Business at USC. Let me start out by saying that it’s a Monday, and I’m in a good…
2March 11, 2011
@DellCares: I Obviously Want My Anonymity

Yes, only mere hours after publishing my post on why the Dell Adamo XPS is the Worst Laptop Ever, I am already a corporate nuisance. *Ahem*. It appears that @DellCares…
0March 11, 2011
FUCKING BEST MOVIE EVER: Enron, Smartest Guys In the Room

This movie is all about the Amurican dream. Let’s be real here: Kenneth Lay and his cloak of moral rectitude allowed him and others at the top to sell over…
24March 11, 2011
FUCKING WORST LAPTOP EVER: Dell Adamo XPS, This Is Really Bad

Ok, well shit. You know it’s fucked up when a company only manufactures a laptop for barely 12 months, before the “We’re sorry, but we are unable to process your…
0March 10, 2011
FUCKING BEST WAY TO MAKE MONEY: TURN $1,000 INTO $1,500 OVERNIGHT.

Yes, you don’t need to be a genius to know that this is gambling. But if you got what it takes, well shit my boy, step your game up. Learn…
1March 9, 2011
FUCKING BEST FALLACY EVER: Infinite Economic Growth

Well, shit. So your boy is sitting in an economics class right now basically just in utter awe at the stupidity of modern day economics. It’s truly a degrading and…
0March 9, 2011
FUCKING BEST INVESTMENT EVER: YRCW, For Brokedicks Lookin For Pie in the Sky

Click that shit, open it up, and look at that chart for a sec. Even the stupidest of stupids will see that right now is the ultimate time to buy…
0March 9, 2011
FUCKING BEST BLOG EVER: Lost Angeles, This Guy is my Nuggaaa

Yes, you are the newest hipster. You are a fuckin social mediaist and you rule teh web. Actually, I want to say big ups to this guy, think his name…
0March 9, 2011
FUCKING BEST RANT EVER: Oil is UP, MARKET is up, FUCK THE WORLD!

Ok, ok, helllo America wake up and realize your markets are being rudely manipulated. How can this be, that the stock market could possibly be up (well actually, shit, I…
0March 9, 2011
FUCKING BEST PET EVER: Flashy Grill Raccoon

Well shit, nugga got a grill! Unfortunately, he is really pissed off, because his HMO won’t pay for his grill to be fixed, and now he’s facing all sorts of…
1March 9, 2011
FUCKING BEST DUBSTEP EVER: Learn How To Dance Dubstep

Yes, if you know what this is all about then I admire you for still reading. This girl is apparently faking her condition, but nonetheless, apparently she got really fucked…
0March 7, 2011
FUCKING BEST INVESTMENT EVER: TZA (3x Microcap Bear) aka Baller

Stock market is down 1% right now, TZA is up over 7%. No no, this isn’t a penny stock, or a pump and dump! It’s an ultra-leveraged MICROCAP ETF! Even…
0March 7, 2011
FUCKING BEST SILVER COLLECTION EVER: 20 year old stunna

Big ups and welcome world. Yes, in early morning trade silver is up almost 4% yet again. This is the only way to hold your wealth, America. Say goodbye to…
0March 7, 2011
Retarded Advertisement

Next time I know when I want to waste my time on an affiliate marketing program, I’ll check out utherVerse. Low conversion ratios! Oh, well that sounds good to me….
0March 6, 2011
FUCKING BEST CAR EVER: Pearl White Audi S5 Murdered Out Tail Lights

Incase you did not know, the S5 is probably the sickest car you can buy on the market. Maybe a little overpriced, but if you’re liquid and a gangster you…
0March 6, 2011
FUCKING BEST MAKE MONEY ONLINE IDEA EVER: Fat People Making Out.com

Yes, I just had this genius penny-cent blog idea. I think if you buy the domain name fatpeoplemakingout.com and put a shitty blog on it with a couple of fat…
3March 6, 2011
FUCKING BEST WAY TO MAKE MONEY EVER: Make A Piss-Poor Blog (Swear A Lot)

Fuck yeah Raz hello! Found Raz’s blog a few minutes ago while scouring the web for more digital hustlers (read: shitty bloggers) who are trying to “make stupid shit sound…
0March 5, 2011
FUCKING BEST RACCOON EVER: Ghost Face Killah

Yes you know I have sympathy for all things related to the mentally ill. I mean, if you aren’t questioning my state of being by the end of like half…
0March 5, 2011
FUCKING BEST LEAKED DUBSTEP EVER: COASTCONNECT Dirtstep Demo

They say nothing in life worth having comes free, so I’m climbing up this mountain, looking for the peak. Man, fuck, these little east coast mobbers are gonna be pissed…
1March 5, 2011
FUCKING BEST DUBSTEP EVER: Upcoming Artist Barestep

Hello. “Fuck, not more dubstep…. really?” Hey now! It’s not everyday that I get excited about a dubstep song. Ok fuck, maybe I take that back. I don’t know, I…
2March 4, 2011
FUCKING BEST INVESTMENT EVER: Silver (Not A Bubble)

Fuck, silver is up almost 4% today to a new 31-year high. So, what if silver is in a bubble, you say? Well, I’d rather risk downside on silver than…
0March 4, 2011
FUCKING BEST PARENTS EVER: Kid Allergic To Cold, Parents STILL Live in New York!

Parents, what the fuck? When your kid is 9 years old, scared shitless (actually, allergic) of the cold, and you have the audacity to force the whole family to stay…
0March 4, 2011
FUCKING BEST JEANS EVER: Korean Hem job, Photoshopped Poopy Pants…Fuck.

This post is direct from my boy Masterchat, here’s the deal. “To: Fucking Best Ever.com From: Mastachat (******@yahoe.com) Subject: Fuck Help Your Boy Out “Suppy, SOME CRAZY FUCKIN GOOD NEWS….
0March 4, 2011
FUCKING BEST MEDICINE EVER: Remicaid, Keep Your Intestines Reeaaal Cool

Seriously, think about all of the scientific research that is never heard. It’s your boy here bringing you an educating feature on REMICAID, the FUCKING BEST MEDICINE EVER. Remicaid is…
0March 4, 2011
FUCKING BEST BIKE EVER: Ducati 848 Evo Murdered Out Black

The time has come to get road rashed. Listen up, holy fuck… for $12,000 you can ball as hard as the lead-male role from Tron. I think this is similiar…
0March 4, 2011
FUCKING BEST PAYCHECK EVER: Shoe Money $132,944.97 Adsense Big Ballin

Yeeeah cha boi, Shoe Money big ups. If you don’t know who Shoe Money is, well, honestly neither do I. I think he is a shitty blogger like myself and…
0March 4, 2011
FUCKING BEST PAYCHECK EVER: $21,261.03

What the fuck. This is the ultimate paper chase. Teenagers pulling in over 10 grand a week legally with laptops. What the fuck has happened to the world? What do…
1March 3, 2011
FUCKING BEST DUBSTEP EVER: Charlie Sheen Interview Dubstep

NIGGA, I smoke 7 gram rocks. Cuz that’s how I fucking roll. Only one gear, one street baby! “GO!”. Yes, Charlie Sheen is releasing his magic upon the world. The…
1March 3, 2011
FUCKING BEST PET EVER: Mini-Deer

Fuck, I mean I don’t even think this one needs a description. Fucking best pet ever is the mini-deer, or pedantically referred to as the “pudu puda” (Southern puda). This…
1March 3, 2011
FUCKING BEST COP EVER: Shoots Himself, Blames a Black Person.

Policemen of the world: SHIT! I know it’s almost April 26th and what not, but stop fucking around and fucking up racial tensions around LA. It’s bad enough that we’re…
0March 3, 2011
FUCKING BEST TWEET EVER: Charlie Sheen Lobotomized

Yes, Charlie Sheen doesn’t give a FUCK. In what is perhaps the BEST USER SUBMITTED SHIT EVER, anonymous sends in this picture of Charlie Sheen. The picture enough spells: lunatic….
1March 3, 2011
FUCKING BEST EMAIL LEAK EVER: Kappa Sig “Gullet Report” Tries to Be “Cool” Like “Tucker Max”

KSig Gullet Report To the Distinguished Gentlemen of the Kappa Sigma Fraternity: As I have mentioned I will be starting a weekly Gullet Report. In response to the Soft Report,…
1March 2, 2011
FUCKING BEST CAR EVER: Maserati GranTurismo

Sometimes you just have to admit you have no fucking clue what you’re doing. Yes, asshole Dental School Asian that parks in the same garage… I’m talking to you; why…
0March 2, 2011
FUCKING BEST MASS EMIGRATION EVER: 140,000 People Flee Libya, Nukka.

In case you are a dumbfuck, and never get to see what’s going on in the news, I think it’s important you wake up. America. Hello, yes, I am talking…
0March 2, 2011
FUCKING BEST $400 INVESTMENT EVER: Mediocore WordPress Blog Turnaround

Ten bagger, what’s up? I don’t even know what to say…ok I do. Bought this little disgusting piece of a blog for $400 in early December. It was getting ~700…
1March 2, 2011
FUCKING BEST WEBSITE YEAR EVER: 8.1 Million Visits, 26.3 Million Pageviews

Hello, and welcome to my world. Come to game, kush and orange juice be the components. What do you know about these things? What would you do if I told…
0March 2, 2011
FUCKING BEST TV EVER: Samsung Series 7 LED 55″ T.V.

Hello, Style. This is something that anyone would be proud to mount on their wall. Do you have any idea how big 55 inches is? For a TV, it’s gigantic….
1March 2, 2011
FUCKING BEST HEADPHONES EVER: Bose Noise Cancelling

Retarded infant sitting behind me on the airplane, FUCK OFF. Kick away, and I won’t hear a thing. Cuz I’ve got the BEST FUCKING HEADPHONES EVER. Yes, it’s true. For…
2March 2, 2011
FUCKING BEST DUBSTEP SONG EVER: Skrillex – Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites (Noisia Remix)

Yes, if you haven’t heard of Skrillex now and you’re from the West Coast…shame on you. By far the best new artist signed to Deadmau5′s mau5trap record label. Sonny Moore,…
0March 2, 2011
FUCKING BEST WHIPLASH EVER: Audi A5 vs. 18-Wheeler Cement Truck

Well, fuck. What a day. Nice to know Audi can make a car like a tank. Peep this: this Audi A5 was rearended by an 18-wheel semi-truck going 15 miles…
0March 2, 2011
FUCKING BEST INFLATION EVER: Wheat Prices

Lol, hello Americans. Wheat prices are up 61% in the last year, BEST FUCKING INFLATION EVER. Yes, Ben Bernanke has injected the financial systems with trillions of dollars. Yes, this…
1March 2, 2011
FUCKING BEST COIN EVER: 1964 Kennedy Half Dollar

Alright Motherfuckers, in same vein of the BEST FUCKING INVESTMENT EVER: Silver, I bring to you this spirited gem of wealth-generation madness. In this picture you can see that on…
1March 2, 2011
FUCKING BEST INVESTMENT EVER: Silver

Yes yes, thank you Ben Bernanke and all the people of the world who continue to believe that you can a) control markets, and b) artificially maintain low interest rates….
3March 1, 2011
FUCKING BEST CAR EVER: Audi S5 Matte Black

Yes, the rumors are true, someone with enough money on Wall Street actually used that cash to buy a good car. Beyond perfection, the Audi S5 brings the term performance…
1March 1, 2011
FUCKING BEST WATCH EVER: Nixon Ceramic Player

There comes a time in every man’s life when he graduates…from a Swatch watch, to a playa. Bitch, get paid. That’s all I gotta say. No one questions the…